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ok heres how it all starts off .....
once upon a time ...
ok i have a huge  showcase i keep my large Male & female boas in ,  well today i notice the female has started her shed , so being a good father i decide  ill hep her and grab the wtaer bottle and commence to spraying her down. Now in doing this i had opened one of the large glass  slidding  doors about 3" to spray her down . Ok so then i decide while im here ill go ahead and fill up there large water  soaking tub at the same time .So i go fill up a pitcher with water  and come back and commence to filling the tub . now keep in mind i had to open the opposite door to do so ( and its nascar raceday) so after filling the tub with water i go into  watch the rest of the race . ABout 20 mins later i hear a strange noise   just passed it off as nothing . so after the race i walk back into the room to find only that i had left the one door open 3 inches !!! #### i say and only one snakes in the cage now . So in a panic stat o start looking all over the room  to no avail  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>  i then notice that my bedroom window is open on ( its on the 2nd floor with  the front porch roof open to it !so i proceed out the window  searching the roof line for the missing snakeNothing . i then go to the  ground and crawl all under the front porch searching the ground cover( which is heavily covered in leaves ) thinking he had crawled down somehow and may be there .again nothing to be found  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>  so by now im trying to not alert the kind neighbors as to the escapee   in the neighborhood .As i look up again my eyes following a 80-100 foot pine tree just off the roofline on the porch i see him  !!!  perched in the tp of the tree . i immeadiately head for the roof  armed with only shorts and  the will to overcome this ordeal. well as i start scaling the tall pintree  the male looks at me and ventures further out & up the tree onto a limb i know  theres noway i can get onto .So while sitting in this tall pine tree my neighbor walks out and i hear" alan what are you doing up the tree?" well at his point it became obvious as to what has happened . Okay so i see theres noway i can try to get on the small limbs of this  pine tree to get him back in a safe manner . so i climb BACk down and grab a rat from the feeding cages , i then look and find some heavy fishing line  to tie off the rat as a lure or crankbait if you will. again i start scaling the tree the second time  as the boas watching me intently i release the bait !  the lil rat stars climbing the limb meanwhile the boa is watching us both and  and im trying to keep in this 80-100 ft pinetree with out killing myself... then it happend STRIKING RANGE  KABLAM !!!!!!  the boa takes the bait !!!!!!!  and i immeadiately set the hook by yanking the rat & snake towards me , they fall off the limb and luckily he is not letting go of this easy lunch. so by now there 3-4 neighbors watching from far below this escapade ordeal goin on . as i get the snake and rat inhand i start back down the tree  to remove the fishing line and let him enjoy his meal in his cage once again   ireachj the roof where i hear the crowd below laughing in amazement of what they just witnessed . well i am totally happy to say hes now sitting back in the cage  SECURELY CLOSED and one more rat happier then before he started his adventure outdoors w/o  a guide.

so just couldnt go with out letting this one slide , im just happy to say none of the neighbors captured this on film  ... lol  i would have never lived down the pictures they would have shared .. .
ok well im off to try to remove the sticky pine sap i have all over me now , enjoy the story
 
<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

That is the funniest snake catching story I have heard in a while.  Good job on the quick thinking!  You didn't by any chance get that on video did you?  (I'm thinking funniest home videos here&#33<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>)

LOL, Glad you got him back!
 
*LMAO*  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

I think you should have called that one "Up A Tree"!!!
Or "A Sticky Situation"!!!


And now, for your next trick? *LOL*  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

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