You know, there is a REASON that there are cage companies out there (why did I not think of this 2 weeks ago lol?). It takes time and experience, I think, to become adept at carpentry.
Despite the most excellent cage plans, one needs a certain familiarity with wood and saws and stuff, I think. To paraphrase Shakespeare: "The fault, Horatio, lies not in their cage plans, but in themselves."
The emerging housing I am producing for my beloved pets bears about as much likeness to the pretty illustrations in the cage plan pics as Frankenstein does to Pamela Anderson. Stuff not exactly square. (Who knew that the quarter sheets of plywood from Lowe's would not be precisely the quoted measurements, and that I should have measured them?)
Oh and braces: there is at least a ton of supporting metal- if the gummint ever needs scrap metal for war efforts like they have called for in the past, no problem, they dismantle Lucille's snake cages and they need go no further.
One needs humor and philosophy for carpentry: After all, we all need to begin somewhere, and these are my baby steps. (The baby, my 18 year old teenager, just rolls his eyes and happily pointed out that the aquariums and screens were just fine, and why wasn't I up on the roof putting in the new turbines which we really need done).
But, unlike Martha Stewart in jail, the snakes will not feel they are slumming, they do not care that these first steps are not perfect; many of them (if this every gets finished lol) will have more room and I know they will enjoy that..
Well, enough of this break, I am getting back to work;
I must say, that although I have always had respect for all who put in an honest day's work, those who create beautiful and functional caging just rose quite a bit in my estimation, they are artists, indeed.......
Despite the most excellent cage plans, one needs a certain familiarity with wood and saws and stuff, I think. To paraphrase Shakespeare: "The fault, Horatio, lies not in their cage plans, but in themselves."
The emerging housing I am producing for my beloved pets bears about as much likeness to the pretty illustrations in the cage plan pics as Frankenstein does to Pamela Anderson. Stuff not exactly square. (Who knew that the quarter sheets of plywood from Lowe's would not be precisely the quoted measurements, and that I should have measured them?)
Oh and braces: there is at least a ton of supporting metal- if the gummint ever needs scrap metal for war efforts like they have called for in the past, no problem, they dismantle Lucille's snake cages and they need go no further.
One needs humor and philosophy for carpentry: After all, we all need to begin somewhere, and these are my baby steps. (The baby, my 18 year old teenager, just rolls his eyes and happily pointed out that the aquariums and screens were just fine, and why wasn't I up on the roof putting in the new turbines which we really need done).
But, unlike Martha Stewart in jail, the snakes will not feel they are slumming, they do not care that these first steps are not perfect; many of them (if this every gets finished lol) will have more room and I know they will enjoy that..
Well, enough of this break, I am getting back to work;
I must say, that although I have always had respect for all who put in an honest day's work, those who create beautiful and functional caging just rose quite a bit in my estimation, they are artists, indeed.......