Justin Mitcham
ExtremeHogs
"hey deuschbag! I sent you an email about 4 months ago regarding a tortoise i was gonna pick up on my way to san antonio and you never had the courtesy to respond one way or another! I see your back on here selling more tortoises,to bad i was so putoff by your negligence to follow up, so why dont you cram that killer leo up your ass! respond to that?"
Check out this email...kinda colorful so I posted it up here just for fun...sorry Courtney I didn't get to sell you a Tortoise...looks like I dodged the bullet...If anyone gets any mails from this gal becareful she's probably a problem waiting to happen...In the future "Courtney" you should be careful what you email to people , they may decide to post it for everyone to see...
On another note I would of been glad to sell almost anyone a tortoise, I don't hide from sales, but sometimes mails get zapped by spam filters, accidently erased or just plain overlooked...maybe if you would of followed up you'd be a lot happier.Seems you really wanted that tort.

Guess she must've been one of those "I want it now!" people, but wow, I'd hate to be on her wrong side for something SERIOUS, how long would that grudge last? Sheesh.
I'm sure it's not the effect the writer was looking for, but it gives me a good giggle. You almost want to write them back and thank them for brightening your day. 

