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cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 02:56 AM
Good day! I am Brazilian Giant Black and White Birdeater (Nhandu coloratovillosus), rare and expensive~ I am my owner's favorite!
Despite this, she won't spoil me and I have to be a good little boy when my master is watching~

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 02:58 AM
I'm afraid I can't suppress my killer instinct. Known as Brazilian Giant Black and White Birdeater, how can I live up to my own name if I don't devour some lovely birds for breakfast?

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 02:59 AM
Well, pet owners never know how wild their pets can become when nobody's around, especially if they make some careless mistakes like leaving the lid open after misting. Hehehe!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:00 AM
You are mine!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:04 AM
Babe: Wait, don't you know that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs? Or to be exact, birds ARE dinosaurs! I told you not to hide yourself inside the burrow all the time. Don't be a frog in a well!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:05 AM
Time to turn the table! Roar!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:06 AM
Got you!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:07 AM
Although I am the champion of bite force and can crush bone with ease, this urticating exoskeleton makes me sick!

cottonsheep009
12-30-2003, 03:09 AM
Thank god! I was just dreaming ... I won't eat birds anymore and I think I need to spendmore time outside the burrow to explore the world

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