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Too bad you're so far away....(sigh)

One more thing, Lucille...Must have a brother in California for Sybella. :) :)

hmmm i live in dallas maybe we could meet you dig 13 year olds lol jk.:D

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Eric,

Besides being jailbait, if you read the title again you will see Lucille is looking for a BF (black female) slave, the only reason I have'nt applied. I am just a WM (white male) whose gender and sex are guilty of all the world's problems, but we do give great massages!

Kevin

LOL!! Black Female Slave, huh?? You're too much!! LMAO!!

Lucille, how come you took out your posts? :(

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lock it up
 

Possibly the moderators could lock this forum to those under 18? It would prevent someone from possibly being accused of being a pedophile and relax us adults in our posts about who responds.

Kevin

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It sure looked like you was advertising for a BF (black female) to me, but I offer my sincere apologies for being mistaken. Remember, I am of the inferior sex and we make mistakes often, but thank God we have his greatest creation, women, to correct us and keep us in line. As far as my age, I have already PM'ed you with that classified info, but for the rest of you out there, I was having technical and semi-technical papers published in the field of herpetology back in the late 1970's. Anyway, no jailbait here.

Kevin

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Ah, I see. Sorry, Lucille.


You're quite the charmer, Kevin. :) Are you married?? LOL!

Not a charmer, per se, but regard the superior sex with reverence and awe. And yes, I am very much a single man. Thanks for the compliments ladies!

Kevin

Awwh! You're my favorite kind of man! These are the kinds of values I hope to instill on my sons but I wont hold my breath, as it seems to be lost on the younger generations.

I feel sorry for men these days; they not only have the stress of being the presumed aggressor but do not know whether they'll get slapped or thanked for holding a door!

Speaking of which, I saw a note at my local shelter today while picking up a rescue boa. It made me laugh, yet become a little irritated at the same time. It was regarding taking out the garbage, and how the shelter was "an equal opportunity" employer. Evidently, the men got tired of being saddled with taking out the trash. LOL!

I like your attiude Sybella and I know what you are saying regarding holding a door open. I get some shocked looks, but they usually end up being smiles with many "thank you"s thrown in. Have not been slapped yet. Now for the big question, are you married?

Kevin

LOL!! Nope. ;)

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Hey wait!! After just a little playfulness and you've got us married already?!?! Slow down!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

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Oh no!! If you couldn't already tell, I have a very playful personality too...and being mean? That's hard for me too!! LOL!!

And yes, yes, yes, it is perfectly ok to have fantasies. But, if I'm in them, you must make sure they are good!! LOLOLOLOL!!

You wouldn't catch me dead in snakeskin boots...what kind of herper would want a pair of those! I know that's probably not what you meant...

Abhishek Prasad

That was a joke, Psilocybe. ;)

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That kitten adoption post was too funny...she even commented that it would be a short but close relationship. ;)


PS. I love the new ad, Lucille. ;)

PS, PS...I seem to have lost my new virtual husband (ALREADY!), Lucille. *sigh*

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LOL!! Well, I'll give him a chance first...he's only been MIA for 2 days now. ;)

Sybella,

You have not lost me, been on the Mexican border looking for a cool, cool drink of water the past two days (actually security on a private ranch). Its downright hot in AZ now, but I am a hot-blooded man! Got your PM and will reply shortly. Lucille is right about it being my lost if I had disappeared, but she is very wrong about there being billions more out there. There is only one of me (thank God).
Btw, speaking of weddings, is there the possibility that both you and Lucille belong to the break-away fraction of the Mormon Church that believes in polygamy? I am thinking of a triple wedding here. LOL.

Kevin

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Lucille,

I found out that Sybella knows how to handstitch buttonholes and with all the different historical clothing I need for my different impressions I am starting to hear wedding bells!
Seriously though, she is a special lady and I hope to hear more from/about her. Putting this out for the other 2 billion invitees to see - hands off!

Kevin

Hey, the whole thing isn't so far-fetched, really. Sick Uncle Morti and I met on a reptile website and now here I am, a CA import to KY!! hehehe And ya know, I couldn't be happier...

Good luck in your searches :)

(it's late and I was perusing, thought I'd add my $0.02 for whatever they are worth, not much I'm sure, LOL)

*swoons* Awwwh!! Isn't he a sweetheart?

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Haha, this is just too entertaining. :spinny:

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Yeah Lucille, your black female wanted ad sure sparked some interest and this thread is known Nation wide. Unfortunately, however, Sybella has not been heard from in awhile.

Kevin

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Yeah we know you meant boyfriend with BF, but I couldn't resist one more friendly jab at the subject. LOL.

Hey Michelle, that was cool of you to post your success (love) story and it gives us single people some hope in finding someone compatible. Thanks again!

Kevin

I'm here!! I'm here...daily, I'm here...gosh, I need a life outside of reptiles!! LOL!! Between 3 kids and 50-some reptiles, my days are really packed...but, I'll make time for buttonholes. ;)

Sybella,

You are definitely special! I bet you have men grovelling at your feet constantly so I will have to put my armor on and do battle once again to win your hand.

Kevin