Billy Bob's 911 call
 

Billy Bob came home from work late one night to see his neighbors house in flames. He ran to the phone and called 911.

The operator put him through to the fire department, and they asked what was the address.

Billy Bob gave them the address and the fire dispatcher not sure of the location asked: "How do we get there?"

Billy Bob replied: "Heck, don't you guys still have them red trucks....."