Now-now. Let's just see if he can man-up when it is time to man-up. A guy that profits some $24k/year off of corn snakes can't be stupid. Put it this way, if he did just go ahead and cut and paste that, what would be your reaction? I'm guessing you would probably say something like "don't worry about it - it's squashed"? Somehow, I just can't picture you of all people kicking someone when they are down. Like it or not, you are 'da Man' for a reason around here. I am sure I am not the only one that admires the way you express yourself - actually it's kind of a toss up between you and Mr. Moore, who is elegantly eloquent in his writing. I now have a new word thanks to one of your recent posts - snarky.

Does anyone have a rag I can wipe this brown off my nose with:o

BRAVO!!


*passes rag to you...*

You might want to get your lips, too, hon!!

Eewww! How'd that get there?!?!? Hey wait - it's dark chocolate! My Favorite!

BRAVO!!


*passes rag to you...*

You might want to get your lips, too, hon!!

Yeah-just keep telling yourself that...

The new singing group is born, Tony DeValentin and the Snarkettes, singing the all time favorite blues from the dark underbelly of the reptile world :D


help I'm getting infected by Tony's writing style

Nobody knooooows the trouble... I've seen. (sung from the heart, of course)

Roh-roh, I hear the infraction book coming off the shelf - quick everyone, act like we're talking about the topic.

SO ANYWAY, the customer service here is most excellent, IMHO. I'm thinking anyone would would complain about something so petty must have issues. Perhaps he was like me, and the nine hardest years of his life were potty training...
My wife used to call me anal, but now it is something to do with the alphabet - OCD, or something like that.

Where else can you get justice and talent?
Here, blues from another thread. How is this inclusion relevant? Why, to show the multifaceted approach to writing about Bad Guys:



I got them BOI soap opera blues
Yeah them BOI soap opera blues
Got a weekend and some popcorn
An I ain't got nuthin to lose.

But this train gone far enough down the track
Yeah this BOI train, it gone far enough down the track
We be gettin to the point now
Where we don't know fiction from fack.

Climb up and take de high road, and just walk away
Through dat mud up to de high road, and just walk myself away
Put up de buttery popcorn
For some other day

De mens and de wimmens, dey fight all the livelong day
Dose mens and de wimmens, just fight all the day
Guess gettin' in da middle
Ain't solvin it and it just don't pay

My popcorn be lonely, but dere's worser things than dat
Yeah my popcorn be lonely but there's worser things that dat
Can't tell nohow
Who is fakin' and who's da rat.

Hey - I've got the beat! I'VE GOT THE BEAT! MOMMA! I'VE GOT THE BEAT!

And that's all I need. Oh, and this lamp over here... and this ping-pong-paddle over here... and this dog... (Hopefully there are some Steve Martin fans out there)

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