Ten Things To Say To A White Person
 

How much white are you?

I’m part white myself, you know.

I learned all your people’s ways in the Boy Scouts.

My great-grandmother was a full blood European princess.

Funny, you don’t look white.

Where are your powdered wigs and knickers?

Do you live in a covered wagon?

What’s the meaning behind the square dance?

Oh, wow! I really love your hair. Can I touch it?

What’s your feeling about riverboat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?