Name that movie.
 

I enjoy movies. My friends and I occasionally will break out obscure movie quotes and see who can figure out what movie it came from. Thought I would take it for a whirl here. Once someone guesses the first one then someone can add another quote from a different movie. I'll go first.

"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it!"

What movie is this from?

Dances with Wolves?

What movie is this from?

"You're heading up your own ass and I don't feel like following you."

Yeah you nailed it.

That sounds soooo familiar but I can't place it.... gonna have to think about that one.

banger sisters?

You got it Dan, now it's your turn!
Candy

"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

Jules, Pulp Fiction,

one of my all time favorites :D

how about this one

"I've never told anyone this before, but I'm afraid of flying. So it would be very embarrasing to die now. "

Chick: Armageddon.

"You can't ask advice about the woman you are trying to hose, from the woman you are trying to hose!"

Romeo: Tin Cup.... great flick!!

"The royal penis is clean"

Coming to America.

"It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.