When Im Ham Shanking
 

When im ham shanking my pet parrot looks at me curiously

Not only is this a rude post, but you seem preoccupied with the way your bird looks at you in a way that is unhealthy. Here is another post on a different thread by you:

"i was crying last night because the parrot was giving me dirty looks"

Perhaps you should seek professional advice.

I have to agree with Lu on this one. At first when I started seeing your posts I thought you were really looking for suggestions. It is plain to me now that you just come here to post some non-sense about your bird.
This fixation you have is looking rather odd, to say the least, perhaps you should seek some help, for yourself.