Three ducks walk into a bar.
 

"Say, what's your name?" asked the bartender to the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So, how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

Good one Dave. :hehe: