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06-12-2013, 10:22 AM

Fresh wife only a year old available for trade or cash, accepting offers...

AGE: 29
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: around 150 pounds
EYES: Green
HAIR: Short, color varies
BODY: Semi-Athletic, large breast
CLEANS: not often or well
LAUNDRY: On occasion but not responsible for shrinkage or matching socks
COOKS: cant make a sandwich, does reservations like a boss if your paying
FAMILY: calls often & will request loans from you
PETS: 1 cat, only poops when your in the shower
WORK: Part time, but never has money
KIDS: 1 male, not included in the trade
SEX: lacking desire & stamina since marriage/child, wine improves performance
HOBBIES: sleeping, whining, 2 hour baths, candy crush & Mob wife's

Terms of Service: no support, no supplies, no assistance, no visitation, & no contact once transactions are complete. Absolutely no returns or credit!

06-12-2013, 10:22 AM	#1
Durante	WHO NEEDS A WIFE? Fresh wife only a year old available for trade or cash, accepting offers... AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'11 WEIGHT: around 150 pounds EYES: Green HAIR: Short, color varies BODY: Semi-Athletic, large breast CLEANS: not often or well LAUNDRY: On occasion but not responsible for shrinkage or matching socks COOKS: cant make a sandwich, does reservations like a boss if your paying FAMILY: calls often & will request loans from you PETS: 1 cat, only poops when your in the shower WORK: Part time, but never has money KIDS: 1 male, not included in the trade SEX: lacking desire & stamina since marriage/child, wine improves performance HOBBIES: sleeping, whining, 2 hour baths, candy crush & Mob wife's Terms of Service: no support, no supplies, no assistance, no visitation, & no contact once transactions are complete. Absolutely no returns or credit!