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02-28-2007, 11:22 PM

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George Carlin: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11
million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing
the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo
and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants
to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will
be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be
a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or
ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good
solution to both the problems, forward it to your
friends.

I just did.