Originally Posted by critical bill

Guys...the words bother her. Cant we pick two new words to describe the guy? I mean it shouldn't be hard, and Deb is a good person and has asked nicely.

I wipe my butt, but I never find a stalk of wheat. A corn kernel sometimes, but no wheat.

Hey would you look at what I just came up with....Butt Corn. I don't think Deb will have a problem with that.