Nothing like an appropriate response to an invading reptile (and this was NOTHING like an appropriate response....)
Also loved this footnote:
Despite the absurd incident, Kroboth said it was not the strangest call she's had. "Last year I had a call for an alligator trapped on a back porch," Kroboth said. "The caller said the alligator had a long tail and sharp teeth. It turned out to be an opossum."
Let's have a quiet minute in appreciation of the Texas wildlife officials who presumably get to deal with a lot of morons....
