I LOVE this idea:
Zoo will name a rat after your ex, feed it to a snake on Valentine's Day
The San Antonio Zoo in Texas said it will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake on Feb. 14. The zoo is charging $25 for this service, but there's a cheaper alternative that's just as spiteful.
For only $5, you can name a cockroach after your ex, and the zoo will feed it to a bird or another animal.
Even if you (or your exes) don't live in Texas, you can still participate in this "feeding frenzy" because the zoo will be live-streaming the event on Facebook.
You must submit the first name of your ex on the zoo's website by Feb. 13.
To submit a name or learn more about the event, click here. You may also visit the zoo's official Facebook page here.
https://sazoo.org/valentine/?fbclid=...KKwDFqU-WyOu_8