I will answer this question on my own behalf:
1) I bench 425, so carrying heavy items over one's threshold is no problem.
2) I can make a woman feel hot even if she is bloated like a small whale.
3) I can overlook a woman's need to spend 2 hours doing her hair as I know she finds self worth in her beauty.
4) I can pull up the zipper on the back of your dress or down as the case may be.
5) I can hold your purse while you try on a dress, and I have mastered the "I am just holding this for my wife" look. No awkwardness here!
6) I can grab pair number 62 of your patent leather Christian Louboutin pumps off the highest shelf in our closet without using a step ladder.
7) I am the one holding the Louisville slugger walking through the house because you heard the infamous bump in the night.
8) I can dance and buy my wife a drink much better than any vibrator ever has or ever will.
9) I can make my wife feel like she just came out of a harlequin romance novel at the drop of a hat.
10) I can give my wife the greatest gift of all.......hearing the word mommy.
The fact of the matter, is that women need men and vice versa. While the two components can equate to a plethora of painful events, it can also generate the most exciting, erotic and mutually satisfying life that could never be accomplished apart.
Griz