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Ten Things To Say To A White Person
How much white are you?
I’m part white myself, you know.
I learned all your people’s ways in the Boy Scouts.
My great-grandmother was a full blood European princess.
Funny, you don’t look white.
Where are your powdered wigs and knickers?
Do you live in a covered wagon?
What’s the meaning behind the square dance?
Oh, wow! I really love your hair. Can I touch it?
What’s your feeling about riverboat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?
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