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The Queen of England is touring a hospital. After being shown all the different wards, she decides to wander a little on her own. Entering one room, she discovers a man furiously masturbating. Completely shocked and embarrassed, she runs back to the doctor conducting the tour and demands an explanation for such behavior. The doctor replies that the man has very rare disorder and if he doesn’t do that regularly his testicles will explode. The Queen, while still disturbed, accepts the explanation, and the tour resumes. Soon she gets the nerve to check another room on her own. In this this room she finds a nurse giving an enthusiastic blowjob to a patient. Again she runs back to the doctor demanding to know why this is allowed. The doctor replies “Same problem but a better HMO”.