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Men, have you had problems in the past with poor online performance? Have you ever had a time when you wished you could have held out a little longer before you started that BOI bad-guy thread? Have your partners ever mentioned to you that they wish you could have held off a little longer before making a complete mess of your reputation. What you could be suffering from is premature-e-postulation, a completely preventable condition that is common among individuals ranging in age from 7 to 70, and can be cured with a new treatment option known as apologetics.
Yes apologetics has been found in several clinical trials to cure premature-e-postulation in both men and women! No more wishing you had just held off a few minutes longer and thought about what you were actually typing away. No more banishment to unknown places where less-than-savory individuals roam. No more hushed whispers behind your back by people who actually do think before they type. Yes with your first treatment of apologetics, you'll notice a 'load' taken off your shoulders. You'll be able to hold your head up high knowing the next time you post, it probably won't end early with people laughing at you rather than with you.
How do you get started with apologetics? Well that's easy. No 800 #. No money down. No payment plans. Just two easy words to type: I'm Sorry. There, now doesn't that feel better?
Disclaimer: Apologetics is not for everyone. Only those who possess true character may benefit with this treatment option. Apologetics is dose-dependant. In other words, just because you use apologetics once does not license you to make a butt out of yourself afterwards. Those using apologetics may feel a slight tingling sensation and feelings of euphoria afterwards. It is ok to operate automobiles and heavy machinery while on apologetics - in fact it is encouraged. Please allow 15 minutes minimum to pass after taking first dose. Side effects may include a better self-image, increased friends, and mustache growth.
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