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On the other hand, you never know, diamonds and rubies might just fall from my head, and I sure wouldn't want to miss that either.
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Well I've never found a diamond or ruby in my boogers, but did find a piece of carrot one after first choking on it for a while. I have also found a few bugs in my boogers (small flies and gnats that just flew into visit - not mites or anything living up there). As to other fluids like blood, I once found some goopy gray matter - I hope it wasn't part of the little gray cells - but that could explain lots of things about me if there is a leak from the cranium.
It is amazing though how someone will take a look at the mess they just blew into a tissue (although I use paper towels whenever possible for the extra strength) yet how that same person might very well gag when he/she sees someone else doing the same in close proximity. I figure as long as you don't start looking into other people's snot rags you are pretty much normal.
All the boogers (err best),
Glenn B
PS: Seamus you have a wonderfully inquisitive mind!