Oldie but Goodie
A guy is having a drink at the bar. He sees an attractive woman sitting at the other end, and decides to take a chance. So, he walks over to her, leans over, and shyly says, "Do you want to come home with me?". The lady turns and hollers loud enough for the whole bar to hear, "WHAT? Will I go home with you?! Hell no!". The embarrassed guy skulks back to his barstool.
Later, the lady comes over to him and whispers, "I was kind of rude to you when I did that, and I wanted to apologize". The guy turns and hollers out, "WHAT? Fifty bucks a night?!".
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