Requisite Blonde Joke
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead excape from prison, with the search party hot on their heels they stop at an old barn where they find some old gunny sacks up in the hay loft. So the brunette tells the others to hide inside the sacks and stay quiet.
Before to long the search party ends up at the barn searching, the leader tells one of his team members to search the hay loft. As he was searchin, the leader asks "is there anything up there" the guy replies "just a couple of old gunny sacks" "well whats in them" the leader asks.
So the guy kicks the brunettes sack, nothing happened, so he kicks it again, and the brunette says "meow, meow" so he tells the leader sounds like kittens. He then moves on the redheads sack and kicks it, again, nothing, so he kicks it again and the readhead says "woof, woof" hmmmm says the guy "sounds like puppies" so he goes over to the blondes sack and kicks it, like the others no sound, so he kicks it again but theres still no sound. So one last time he kicks the blondes sack and the blonde finally yells "POTATOES"
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