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07-28-2006, 12:32 AM
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Good question!!!
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07-28-2006, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard
Why are most women spawns of the devil?
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They aren't really spawns of the devil but, men have pondered this question since the dawn of time and the answer is quite simple. Women were the first humans to have contact with the master demon himself. it happened this way:
Adam was watching ESPN and asked Eve to fix him a ham sandwich. Not wanting to be bothered with this, she went outside and there she encountered the devil. After some coffee and conversation, she remembered Adam's request. She plucked the apple and took it to him. The bond was set and continues to this day.
Glad I could help.
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07-28-2006, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Rebel Dragons
Good question!!!
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Do you have a question?
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07-30-2006, 08:39 PM
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Dear ZX,
How come guys are smart with computers and sound systems but can't figure out how to run a dishwasher? 
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07-31-2006, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by lucille
Dear ZX,
How come guys are smart with computers and sound systems but can't figure out how to run a dishwasher? |
Guys are smart. Period. If we showed we can operate it, then what is there for you to do?
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08-02-2006, 02:39 AM
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dear ZX,
how come all guys could think about is sex?
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08-02-2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyserpent7
dear ZX,
how come all guys could think about is sex?
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Because women won't and men WANT .'Nuff said.
Glad I could help.
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08-25-2006, 03:24 PM
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Dear ZX,
Which came first, the snake or the egg?
Melissa (The second Harrell)
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08-25-2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by harrellharrell
Dear ZX,
Which came first, the snake or the egg?
Melissa (The second Harrell)
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The egg. Follow the alphabet "e" comes before "s".
Glad I could help !!
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09-07-2006, 12:42 PM
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Dear ZX,
Any suggestions for mother in laws that seem intent destroying your family?
Melissa
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