I love this letter to PETA. spam_Enjoy.
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Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dear PETA
As I set here in my mink lined Ostrich skin house slippers eating a beef jerky stick while enjoying all the animal mounts in my den under the light cast threw my real silk worm silk lamp shades and suffering from a serious bloat from the lobster dinner I just had, I have but one thing to say to you, spam_<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='
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Now sirs, if you don't mind I will adjourn to my bear skin rug and play a naked cherub with a turkey drum stick as a harp and watch all the rats I just brained get eaten by all my perfect enslaved Basins that will soon be forced to breed for me so I can profit off their young. spam_But before I do that I must pick the lobster remains from between my teeth with the whale bone tooth pick I have soaking in Black Rhino horn juice next to my lifetime supply of dried Panda gal bladders for medicinal use only.
God I miss clubbing baby seals while wearing my Silver Fox skin fur coat and sea turtle hard hat lined with Angora. spam_Maybe you can send me a list of people you protest so I can call them and join in the fun again. spam_I still have my club made from the femur of an elephant we slaughtered for the Ivory.
Yours Truly,
The Animal Prostitute</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>