I need my profile deleted ASAP please.

Somebody declare war? Where are my fatigues

Edit: By the way Michael, if you contributed $25, you would have received editing privileges and probably could have removed all your nonsense. You should have took the time to think and instead, ask how you can edit your posts. Guess its a little late now.

I believe that editing and deletion are only available for a limited time period. By the time he started this thread, his posts were well outside the limit (and wholesale deletion of one's posts is frowned upon, anyway; which is WHY that time limit is there))