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Originally Posted by bcfos

So I guess a Peter North film festival and you will not go well together. Plus he shoots like a wus anyway.....

get real . he could paint your livign room in 2 shots . its his claim to fame. its what his entire carreer is based on

Originally Posted by Lonermon

get real . he could paint your livign room in 2 shots . its his claim to fame. its what his entire carreer is based on

Seeing that my living room is 20'X30' that sir would be one hellva load.

good point , okay maybe the guest bathroom ( GRIN) :scatter:

Originally Posted by Lonermon

good point , okay maybe the guest bathroom ( GRIN) :scatter:

Now that would just piss me off. Walking into MY bathroom and seeing some strange jizz everywhere. That is a shooting offence around here.

OK, I am pretty liberal about where conversations end up in these threads but jeez, THIS conversation has been in Brian's bathroom for a WHILE; surely those are not y'all's final dispositive thoughts on sex?

Considering VA and the army have lost some vital paperwork for my prescriptions, I am out of commission until it gets straightened out...except for the net porn and a couple VCR tapes and issues of Playgirl...thank the gods mom bought me half a case of batteries for christmas aas a "gag" gift!

Originally Posted by lucille

OK, I am pretty liberal about where conversations end up in these threads but jeez, THIS conversation has been in Brian's bathroom for a WHILE; surely those are not y'all's final dispositive thoughts on sex?

Who could have imagined that such an innocent *mature conversation would hit the gutter with flying colors. Ha ha ha!

Originally Posted by BallPyFan

Considering VA and the army have lost some vital paperwork for my prescriptions, I am out of commission until it gets straightened out...except for the net porn and a couple VCR tapes and issues of Playgirl...thank the gods mom bought me half a case of batteries for christmas aas a "gag" gift!

Batteries? Gag gift? I don't get it. Further explanation is needed.

As for the poll itself, if I like someone I can wait if need be, but honestly anything innocent I've ever had flew out the window ages ago. Why pretend? Actually, the deed usually goes down (pun intended) pretty damn quick. It's natural, of course, so why fight it?

Sean

Sean, BOB requires C batteries LOL (FYI BOB=Battery Operated Boyfriend...do I need to be more specific than that??????) My little sister got "Natural Breast Enhancement Supplements" as her gag gift LOL and that was just at mom's. Dad gave us each a case of RC so we'd quit fighting over who he bought the ones in the fridge for...but gave it to us after we had both opened our Craftsman cordlessdrill! (Box was same size/weight as the cordless drills LOL so we thought we were getting new tool sets).

Originally Posted by BallPyFan

Sean, BOB requires C batteries LOL (FYI BOB=Battery Operated Boyfriend...do I need to be more specific than that??????) My little sister got "Natural Breast Enhancement Supplements" as her gag gift LOL and that was just at mom's. Dad gave us each a case of RC so we'd quit fighting over who he bought the ones in the fridge for...but gave it to us after we had both opened our Craftsman cordlessdrill! (Box was same size/weight as the cordless drills LOL so we thought we were getting new tool sets).

Wait a minute. Battery isn't something to joke about, little lady. People who operate their lives based on this philosophy are trouble with a capital “T”. “C” Battery? What is “C” Battery? Is that like " real serious battery?" Does Bob beat people's ass to a “C” level? All I know is “C’s” aren’t good. I got grounded for getting “C’s “ in high school. And let’s talk about BOB. WTF??? Who? Wha….? Aw, man, can’t say that I agree w/ this either. You said in your e-mails and in your forum postings that you were single. Now I find out about Bob? What’s the deal? Now you’re not single anymore? If your boyfriend’s sole purpose in life is operating by inflicting “battery” on others I can tell you this will only lead to other problems for you. Bob is trouble. Battery = Bad, and Battery Operated Boyfriends = Definitely Bad! Does he have another job? What “else” does “Bob” do? “Battery Operated Boyfriend”, yea right! Sounds like a real winner to me! There’s no future w/ this guy, I’m telling ya and it doesn’t sound like he’s going to go away either. I'd put some distance between yourself and this “Bob” character before anyone gets seriously “worked over”. It sounds like Bob is the kind of guy who knows how to work a gal over too. I just call the shots as I see em, babe, okay? Maybe I'm reading too much into this? Maybe? I’m a little jealous, yea, but so?. Yea, I get possessive at times, but so ? Just a little, ..not much…you said you were single! YOU’RE NOT!. and yea...I know we're not committed anyway because of the distance obstacle. But anyway, I’ll get over it. Well….you just remember in case of a violent confrontation w/ Bob call 9-1-1. Keep your pepper spray handy. You might need it. You hit Bob w/ that Pepper Spray one time before he moves in and that’s all you’re gonna need. Be careful. Call me if you need me, and I’ll arrive. (har-dee-har-har-har)You don’t need Bob! Screw that guy! Forget about him. Live now.

Sheesh, clarify next time, ok? Hope you're happy w/ BOB! Maybe we should take this to e-mail?

Disappointed,

Sean

PS Sorry you guys didn’t get the “Power Tools” that you desired. Maybe next time? .........maybe next time.

Lucille...is this a good note to leave this thread on?