Irish drinking joke...

One night, and irishman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for three beers. After getting them, he takes them to a table, drinks a bit from each one until they are empty. He does this for a couple rounds, then the irishman leaves. This goes on for a few nights, and the bartender finally asks, "why do you always order three beers at a time?" The irishman looks at the bartender and says, "Well, me two brothers live far off and every time one of us goes to the pub, we order three beers so as to be drinking together." The bartender thinks how nice that is and gives the irishman his three beers.
Well one night, the Irishman comes in and orders only TWO beers. The bartender gives him the two beers and says, "I'm very sorry for your loss." The irishman looks up in surprise and asks, "what loss?" The bartender, dumbfounded, then says,"well, you only ordered two beers, so I assumed one of your brothers has passed away." The irishman then starts laughing, and says" no no no, ya didna understand. I didna lose me brother, I just gave up drinkin"

LMFAO