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04-11-2003, 11:06 AM
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What real women do with Duct tape...
should be obvious....
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04-11-2003, 12:17 PM
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Yeah... but... who gets to clean it? The man/men will say the mess is your fault for taping the seat down. Icky
Erin B.
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04-11-2003, 02:22 PM
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Not to sell out any men, but I, for one, can aim.
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04-11-2003, 04:51 PM
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Aiming isn't a problem, I just wish that dang water wasn't so cold. 
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04-11-2003, 10:29 PM
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yeah, right!
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Aiming isn't a problem, I just wish that dang water wasn't so cold
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~ So, get off your KNEES!!!
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04-12-2003, 01:54 PM
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OUCH Jude! But that was so good! ROFLMAO
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04-12-2003, 06:46 PM
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Many years ago, when I was in my young 20s, a gal friend of mine and I visited some girls who were friends. When we got there, I was very happy in an anticipatory way, to see I would be spending the weekend with 4 great looking babes in Pacific Beach, Ca. I wasn't in their house more than about 15 minutes when the best looker of the bunch gave me a stern lecture about how to use the head. See gave explicit instructions that when I peed the top should be up so as not to get it wet. After I peed, I was to make sure the top was down - so that when one of the ladies sat down she would not get a cold rump or slip off the porcelain into the bowl.
I did what I was told, exactly as I was told. After I used the head, I put down the top. In the middle of the night, the same lady who gave me those instructions let out a loud howling scream when she apparently wet herself. Yes, she sat on the top in the down position, and thought it was the plastic seat - not the top (lid). She let loose and then let loose with a scream that could have awakened the dead. She tried to get me to clean it up, but I insisted I had only followed her instructions to the letter. The other gals, all awake now, agreed with me - so she got stuck with the cleanup. As for me, I was invited back the very next weekend, because the other gals thought this was a pisser - I guess she gave them lots of instructions too!
So ladies, be careful of what you wish for, you just may get it and more.
Best regards,
Glenn B
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04-12-2003, 11:44 PM
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~Ummmm, OK...
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So ladies, be careful of what you wish for, you just may get it and more.
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~ cute story. But what does it have to do with Clay's bravado?
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04-13-2003, 12:03 AM
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Not a thing why should have something to do with Clay? It is just a sort of warning as to what yer'man may do with the top if you insist on taping the seat down!
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05-10-2003, 04:18 PM
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Ok my aim is good, and even though i live alone I still am in the "Trained Mode" of putting down the seat...
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