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Originally Posted by hupababy_83
Ok so your face to face with your mother-n-law who is no a zombie and your out of bullets what do you do?! LOOK AROUND DUMB ASS!
Fire extinguisher Check!
Table leg Ex dirt-bag's pool cue/cane with brass ball handle and cane tip.
Screw driver Claw hammer on night stand.
Skateboard Nope
Pen/pencil Yup-LOTS!
Knitting needle Nope
Window/mirror shards Check!
Forks Butcher's block full of VERY sharp knives.
Frying pan I have a 12-inch cast iron griddle with a 10-inch handle.
Piece of picture frame Check!
Paint brush handle Super Soaker-can be filled with alcohol or gas!
Tooth brush Bath brushes are longer!!
Hair brush Check!
FEEDING TONGS DITTO!
PAM and a lighter I prefer a pump bottle of rubbing alcohol and a grill lighter myself.
Broom and mop handles Yup! Plus, I have an ice chopper at each door with extra sharp blades.
Huge slate rock in uromastix tank Computer chair
What can you find?
Ok now this is the weapons I found just by doing a run, yes i litrtally ran thru my place looking for weapons to kill mynon existent zombie mommy in law, and they are all here to save my life! LOL
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I have my Grandpa's coal shovel from his Fireman days on the railroad. It's right inside the outer front steel door.
I also have one of those claw-grabby thingies to reach things on high shelves. Makes a good ken-do stick.
And I got some bear repellent from my cousin down in PA. I'm sure the zombies wouldn't like the taste/feel of that crap.
Plus-they have to get past the shrieking Beagle, the yapping Lhasa-poo, a whole hoard of cats who DO NOT like strangers, and Katey with her rusted steel chair... and that's NOT a friendly/welcoming look on her face as she's swinging that chair.
Also, styrofoam + gasoline = napalm...and I have no problem using it to save myself, my family and my pets, so the Zombie Masses better just keep walking right past my house.