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itty bitty possum
This old man, and old lady were traveling down the road. They looked to the side of the road and seen a old dead sow possum, next to it was a itty bitty baby possum, going around and around.
" The old lady tells he husband" Henry, stop and get the itty bitty possum.
" Her husband replies" I am not going to get that itty bitty possum, and kept driving.
" She replied" If you don't stop and get it, it is going to die!
" He replied" Well then, let the dang thing die!
" She replied" Henry, If you don't stop this truck right now and go back and get that itty bitty possum, I am not going to give you none for a month.
Needless to say, he stopped the truck, turned around and went back to get the possum. He got out of the truck and reached down and picked up the itty bitty possum. Walked over to the truck, and handed it to her. Then went around and got in.
"He said" Now Ethel, if we get caught with this itty bitty possum.
" She said" What do you mean, get caught?
" He said" It is a $1000.00 Dollar fine to have Florida wildlife without a permit.
" She said" We are not going to get caught, just drive!!
They went down the road about ten miles, then started around a curve. There set the Florida Highway patrol.
"The husband yells" Quick, Hide it!!
"She says" Hide it where?
"He says" Stick it under your skirt!
" She says" But it stinks!!!
" He says" Well, hold it's itty bitty nose!!
All in fun ladys!!!
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