Ugly guys need luvin too!

Originally Posted by ladyserpent7

thats what you get in alabama

Beside the ultra cheap property and super low taxes, yep.

I don't know, I have known a few a hot chicks that just dropped right into My lap.

What you need, besides the change of outlook on yourself, is a babe magnet. Meet Sati.......


She's got Me 3 numbers in less than a month. Of course, I am enjoying the single life right now, so Maybe I should give YOU the numbers. HA HA

Rick

Originally Posted by bcfos

They do if you have a fistful of dollar bills..

Only problem with that is quite simple. They are all nuts. No maybe or sort of about it. Pure nuts, as in stab you in an argument, slash your tires when mad at you, burn your house down nuts!!

Tip on finding sane chick. Don't look.

Tip for getting massive attention from hot chicks with biological clocks hammering away. Borrow a friends toddler and take it to the park.

Tip on being miserable in a relationship. Date a stripper.

Wow Brian, talk about looking for love in all the wrong places......I've never burned a man's house down, slashed tires, or stabbed anyone........
But I will agree with you on the stripper thing...........ridden hard and put away wet.....

Ugh..I didn't realize this got bumped back up til right now. I don't really think I've been slamming myself..I'm just very honest and realistic by nature. I try to call it like I see it. I have to agree with bcfos on this one..
"They do if you have a fistful of dollar bills..

Only problem with that is quite simple. They are all nuts. No maybe or sort of about it. Pure nuts, as in stab you in an argument, slash your tires when mad at you, burn your house down nuts!!

Tip on finding sane chick. Don't look. "

ZenReptiles was right in that I'm not looking at all anymore. Other than the slim chance of running into someone interesting on here or other forums, I've already more or less conceded defeat. That being said, there's still an open invitation to anyone that wants to get to know me.
I decided to go a different direction with my "babe magnet". I figured if ANYTHING was gonna get me some attention it'd be this thing..I was wrong.

Nice car. Much better than mine, but it don't stop Me.
And some advice, If you DO find a girl who is all about how nice your car is, SMOKE THE TIRES GETTING OUTA THERE. Unless you like them materialistic. ???

Rick

Right now it's a nice yard ornament..the rustang's out of commission. "If you DO find a girl who is all about how nice your car is, SMOKE THE TIRES GETTING OUTA THERE. Unless you like them materialistic. ??? " I couldn't agree more. I'm not down with the materialism..even though it does seem to be the norm nowadays. I'd already given up on ms. Right by the time I got the car..by that point I was more interested in ms. Right NOW.

Awww, you just need to find yourself a nice little groovy hippie chick.

All of the hippie chicks I've known all had hairier legs than mine. Tempting..but NO!

Ha ha ha! Maybe I'm thinking of modern free spirits then....

richard....hes soooooo cute..........i love him...