Vet's Revenge
One hot July day, we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a
> > sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted
> > down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the
vet.
> >
> > She had no name so we named her Pussy Cat. The vet decided to keep her
> > for a day or so, and said he would let us know when we could come and
get
> > her. My husband, the complaining type, said, "OK, but don't forget to
wash
> > her, she stinks." My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls
my
> > hubby "El-Cheap-O," and my hubby calls him "El-Take-O."
> >
> > The next day, hubby had an appointment with his doctor who is located
next
> > door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
the
> > doctor (many of our friends and neighbors). The door opened and in
popped
> > the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved
> > and clean. She now smells like roses. And by the way, I think she is
> > pregnant. God only knows who the father is "and then he closed the
door...
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