Creature from the Black Lagoon
OK, so I go to a midnite movie at the local Bijou, because they're showing "Creature from the Black Lagoon", in 3D, with glasses and all. A 1955 classic.
Then, the movie starts pi##ing me off.
So, here's an amphibian man, minding his own business in his little lagoon, when along come a bunch of yahoos who shoot him, beat him, try to blow him up, and set him on fire. Then they wonder why he's a little irritated.
His only weakness is that he likes the pretty lady.
By the end of the flick, I was hoping the creature would kick all their a$$es.
Am I the only one who roots for the frogman in that movie?
I have written an alternate ending for the DVD, and sent it to Hollywood, but they haven't gotten back to me yet. Frog hating bastards.
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