Women over 30

A piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never
wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,
often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.


A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good
wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder about where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every smart, hot woman of 30+,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

Andy Rooney

PS For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...

Beautiful..........

That is great!

We only get better with age!!! We can play with the boys and still be a lady (if we choose) We are not ashamed of our bodies, sexuality, sensuality, and we know how to use them. Here's to all us veterans, who may have been around the block once or twice and still look hot doing it!!!