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Originally Posted by Beyond the Web
Suspicion of keeping venomous reptiles is against the law in LOS ANGELES.
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Somehow I completely missed this newflash.
Suspicion is now ILLEGAL???
Let's see here petey ol' boy....
First you "didn't" know it was illegal to ship hots.
Then you packed it properly so it should have been ok.
Then there was the DOOSY about being allowed to have to rattlesnakes because you were a member of the South Western Herpetologists Society. THAT was another lie, wasn't it petey ol' boy?
THEN it came out that you got hots from adam. Scurry Scurry Scurry like the little mice you and adam are and WHAM we have a NEW version of your little story. He shipped you a lyre snake. And you know what, petey ol' boy, EVERYONE BELIEVED THAT ONE TOO.
Now I go back to get a little chuckle from another knucklehead gone bad, that's you petey ol' boy, and I see this little gem.
"Suspicion is against the law in L A."
It's good you're as young as you are petey. You MIGHT just grow up into something with a backbone. I sort of doubt it though. As a general rule, once a jellyfish, always a jellyfish.
Maybe you could get a job in the Jellyfields with SpongeBobSquarePants. Not much you could mess up there. Then again, you'd probably find some guy in the next pineapple over who caught some sea snakes, swap him some crabby patties, ship those snakey buggers out and DAMN anyone who might die. Hell, you're just a jellyfish, right? What do you know? It wouldn't be YOUR fault if someone else's family didn't have daddy coming home anymore, would it?
You had such potential pete, and you pissed it away. It's a shame really.