I am sure you have heard this one..... too funny though

A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Never heard that one but that's great.Atleast there's a little humor in our hobby.

Yep.

that was great been laughing for a good 5 min woke up my house also.. well worth goof joke

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priceless. I went to a petsmart by me once because my local store where i get feeder mice was out of the size i needed, the lady pretty much crapped her pants when i said i had a snake.