Bush and Bin Laden.........

G.W. and Bin Laden sit down for a meeting in a cave in Afghanistan. They each sit at the end of a long table. On Bin Ladens end, are three buttons. Which Bush eyes suspiciously. About 5 minutes into the meeting, Osama pushes the first button. From below the table, a mechanical leg kicks Bush in the shin. Determined to see the meeting through, Bush laughs it off. 5 minutes later, Osama pushes the second button with the same result. By this time, Bush is getting irritated. But he is committed to his mission. So he continues on. 5 more minutes later, Osama pushes the third button. Same result. Having had enough, Bush storms out of the cave saying "When you want to finish this, I will meet you in the White House.".

After several negotiations, Bin Laden agrees to meet with Bush at the White House. Same seating arrangements, another long table. This time, it is Bush that has the three buttons on his end. Seeing this, Osama becomes very suspicious and worried. He knows he's in for it now. But he continues on with the meeting. 5 minutes in, Bush pushes the first button. A mechanical hand comes out of the tabletop and slaps Bin Laden in the face. Not wanting to back down, Osama stays seated. Another 5 minutes later, Bush pushes the second button. Same result. Again, Osama stays seated and continues talking. Osama braces himself for the third and final slap. But it never comes. The meeting goes on for another hour. All the while, Bush is gently circling the third button with his finger. Now this button is bright red and 3 times the size of the other two. As the hour passes. Osama becomes increasingly nervous. Finally, Bush pushes the final button. Osama jumps back out of his chair, knocking it over. But no hand comes out of the table. Now Bush is just sitting there laughing his a*s off. Very angry at being laughed at, Osama screams at Bush, "That's it. No more talking. I'm going home to Afghanistan.". By the time Osama finishes screaming this, Bush is laughing hysterically. He manages to regain his composure slightly. He looks right at Bin Laden and says "What Afghanistan?!!".