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08-08-2006, 10:59 AM
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Dog Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot-
Sniff this and weep.
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain-
Look, world, it strangles me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot-no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
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08-08-2006, 11:10 AM
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Methinks that Haiku is not what this ditty is. Cute but not quite Haiku.
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08-08-2006, 01:51 PM
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Would it be 14 Haiku's instead of one?
I thought a Haiku could only be 3 lines and have so many syllables in each line?
So thats why i think its 14 of them .
Any way they all seem pretty good to me
I can relate. 
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08-08-2006, 08:22 PM
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LMAO, those are so cute!!! The first one is my favorite.....and the motto my terrier lives by. 
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