Bridge Club

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and
after a
peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband
dinner
when he gets home from work. Well, one Thursday, she's playing a great
game
and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time.

"Oh no have to go fix my husband his dinner! He will be so
angry if it's not ready when he gets home. She then dashes out of
her friend's house leaving her great hand on the table.

When she gets home she realizes she has very little time, not
enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the
cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a
panic, she opens the cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with
the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling in the driveway.

She watches in horror as he sits down to his dinner, and then
she realizes that he loves it! Mmmmmmmmm, darling, this is the best
dinner you have made for me in the forty years of marriage. You
can make this for me any old day. And that night they had sex for
the first time in months and it was great!

Needless to say, every Thursday night from then on, she
made this dinner for her husband.. She tells her bridge club cronies
about it and they are all horrified.

You're going to kill him, "they say, or "He's just yanking your chain,
"
but she continued to make him his cat food dinner and
then afterwards, they would bonk like fiends.!!

Two months later, her husband died and all the bridge
women the Thursday after the funeral attacked the new widow for
being so callous. "You killed him! We told you that feeding him
that cat food every week would do him in. How can you just sit
there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your
husband?"..

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the
mantle when he was licking his ass"....!!!