Have you ever??

This is a game guys. Answer the question and then come up with your own question that starts with "Have you ever...."

I'll start.


Have you ever gone skinnydipping?

No, never have.
Have you ever gotten an 'all over' suntan?

No...when I've been naked and out in the sun, I'm not out directly in the sun long enough.

Have you ever cheated on your spouse?

Yes

Have you ever had someone follow you around after you broke up with them?

Yes been skinny dipping.

No, never cheated on my spouse as we had a open relationship anyway.

Yes had a couple of girls follow me around after breaking it off including my ex-wife even after she re-married.

Have you ever had sex in mid-day while driving on a busy street in a city in a low riding sports car (my new in '85 Firebird) for all the world to see? Life in the Fast Lane I suppose. Give me country living and the simple pleasures of life now and I will be a happy man.

Kevin

No but I have a couple times in parked cars. I couldn't do it in a moving vehicle...if I don't have my partner's complete, undivided attention, I just walk away.

Have you ever sang in public?

One time only, during a drinking session at a Kaoroke (sic?) wingding. I did my song "Momma's don't let your sons grow up to be chicken farmers" which I wrote almost 20 years ago as my first and only attempt at some Chet Atkins/Roy Clark style chicken picking guitar playing. Obviously this was a satire of a well known countrywestern song. It went over well with everyone cracking up with LOL.

Have you ever chased a bear, unarmed, in the desert?

Kevin

Never been in a desert; never chased a bear, but sure would like to hear the details behind that little scenario.
Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Not much to it really. It was my first year working as the non-resident herpetologist for Saguaro National Monument, Rincon Mtn. Unit in 1975 at age 16 (yeah I am 45, but younger in appearence and at heart than many here). I was just starting my survey of the herpetofauna of that Monument and was actually going to check on a yearling bobcat (Lynx rufus) that I had been observing the past month or so at a permanent water source in the desert floor. After ascending a arroyo wall I came up looking at a adult black bear who was looking back at me. I immediately started to grab at my camera while running toward the bear and he/she took off in the opposite direction faster than I ever seen another large mammal accelerate. Guess it thought that long hair, bandana wearing hippie was hungry or something and that I had bear steak on my mind.

It did not occur to me at the time what I was going to do with it if I caught up with the bear, but I was young and absolutely had no fear of man or beast. Age will bring some wisdom and discretion our way, however, and I do not plan on chasing anymore bears in the near future. Maybe when I'm old and senile though!

Kevin

yes on skinny dipping
no on cheating
no on sex while driving
yes have been folowed
never chased a bear
never sang in public

have you had sex with 2 people in the same day?