Coldbloods

lol... I suggest you read his terms page as well.... if you can stand it....

http://www.coldbloods.com/terms.htm#top

That has to be the most densely written double speak I have EVER seen on a herp site... tells me a lot... sounds like someone wants to be sure they have ZERO liability in ANYTHING. Smart, given what he is advertising for sale!

I just emailed them with a bunch of questions about the eggs and flawed leos. I will try to post the answers here when I get them from mr. incredible himself.
The link on his web sight says it all: THE BLOOD MONEY!
We will see soon.
Josh

Originally Posted by saltwaterreptiles

http://www.coldbloods.com/terms.htm#top

Good Lord/God... what brain-damaged/stupid law school dropout/stoner/chimp wrote/dictated that incredibly convoluted/wanna-be pretentious/confusing terms/disclaimer/CYA page... I hope/pray he didn't pay/trade/give anything of value for that incredibly/excessively/morbidly overwrought piece of tripe/trash/hilarity. His lawyer/buddy/himself should be fired/kicked in the junk for thinking/hoping that in any way resembled an upstanding/honest policy.

I honestly can't believe this guy thinks that this is ok to do. I went to his site, didn't read much of the terms, I just read enough to know I will never buy from them.

Got his responce to our questions on selling the eggs, and flaws along with his guarantees. The only problem is I don't know how to post it on here from my email. If anyone can post it for us we can forward it to you . Our email is : jnjreptile@yahoo.com

Thanks Josh

Here are the emails:

-----Original Message-----
From: J&J Reptiles [mailto:jnjreptile@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 9:14 AM
To: info@coldbloods.com
Subject: leopard geckos.


Just wanted to get a little more info on your leopard gecko eggs you are selling.
How do you ship them so they dont die during shipping?
Does it not make more sence to hatch the eggs and then sell the offspring?
Also wanted to know about the flawed leopard geckos. What is wrong with them and how bad are they flawed. What is your guarantee on the live/ safe arrival of the geckos and there eggs? I am interested to know, if you can get back to us asap.
Thanks again



Hi, J&J, hope the day is going great!!! Right now, we are working on a manner in which to ship leopard gecko eggs so that they arrive viable an extremely high percentage of the time. That said, as of now, the eggs are for pick-up or delivery only. We are always attempting "new" ideas, we have had successful trials with selling the eggs; therefore, placing it in motion on a grander scale. Both selling of eggs and hatchings work well for us; therefore, with the eggs, we are just trying new ideas. The flawed leopard geckos have nipped tails, toes, eyes and/or scars, other than that, they are just a regular old leopard gecko. With regard to shipping leopard geckos and any other reptile and/or rodent, the only method that we guarantee live arrival or is with Delta. That said, of the tons of reptiles that we have shipped via an other method, 99% of the time USPS Express Mail, we have only had one incident where a reptile arrived dead and that was a leopard gecko on a 100 degree day, where the other in the shipment survived.

Hope this helps out; nevertheless, like always, please feel free to contact us with any questions or comments that you may have.

Thanks again, have an incredible day,
Courtland
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Thanks for posting that for us.
Just to make sure we don't get looked at as a bad guy for asking about the eggs, we only emailed him to find out his reasoning so we could post it on here. We have no interest in leopard gecko eggs, or leopards in general, as we sell snakes exclusively.Thanks
Josh

The eggs are only for pick up or delivery right now? What are the future options, teleporting? What a joke...

All common sense aside, why would you want to sell the eggs. If you are getting $15.00 ea for b-grade leo's why not hatch the eggs and sell them yourself. The only reason I could see is if there is a local school, give them a few eggs to hatch out for the kids but not sell them for $4.99 thats just stupid.As for delivery or pick up only, as you said what next, ship them usps for 3 day delivery and hope they make it?You can't possibly expect to ship eggs and have them arrive in viable healthy conditions, wheather its delta dash or usps.
Josh

I think by delivery they mean them driving them to you?