So you want to be a bear??!!

Ok the first line isn't really me, last time I checked I was a male..LOL!!


In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.

Has anyone seen the TV show "Man vs. Beast" the ultimate showdown reality show. They pitted an Alaskan Kodiak Bear against a 130-pound Japanese hot dog eating champion whose also the world champion for fastest and most eating at one time, to eat 50 hotdogs first.

It was funny to watch, I mean duh the bear's gonna win, his mouth is bigger than the japanese guy's head...