What Men Are Good For:

I don't really get into scalp or foot massages but I LOVE good backrubs. I am fixing to do a bunch of yardwork this weekend, wish I had someone to give me a backrub but they all got divorced. Sigh.

I know this is off topic (so sue me) but the subject of scalp massages made me think of what kind of public touches are sexiest. I think touching someone's hair is very erotic, as is lightly touching their lips. The lip thing I can understand as there is a physiological reason: lips have MANY nerve endings compared to many other parts of the body; but the hair thing is a mystery.

Originally Posted by thecobrakid

Female chauvinism? Lady pig-o-try? Can we all say, "OINK"? Is this ALL that men are good for? Are we just "chopped liver"? "Sliced pizza"?

I dunno,are y'all chopped liver?

So, I reckon it's safe to say that women are good for bringing back dead posts to life?

Griz

Geez.... After reading this thread, I feel so spoiled. Or maybe I'm just easily pleased. My fiance of 8 yrs does practically everything except the dishes. He'll go out in freezing cold weather to go to the store to get chocolate for me when I'm having a bad day. (Like last night, I got Toblerones!) Anyway, I plan on keeping him around for a long, long time.
Men aren't useless, when you have the right man, it's all good.

Originally Posted by ZenReptiles

Men aren't useless, when you have the right man, it's all good.

When you have the wrong man, a lot of it is still good.....

Seriously, it sounds like your guy is a real winner, you are blessed.

And get this, he cooks too!

Originally Posted by lucille

I know this is off topic (so sue me) but the subject of scalp massages made me think of what kind of public touches are sexiest. I think touching someone's hair is very erotic, as is lightly touching their lips. The lip thing I can understand as there is a physiological reason: lips have MANY nerve endings compared to many other parts of the body; but the hair thing is a mystery.

i think touching a mans bare chest is very sensual,,kinda just when you run your fingers on it, especially if they have hair ..i think thats the sexiest thing..................but going back to the main subject...what men are good for.......hmmmm..why cant i think of anything..oh wow..thinking of something might take a while...surely theres something i see in them...sigh.......um ill get back to you guys.

Originally Posted by ladyserpent7

i think touching a mans bare chest is very sensual,,kinda just when you run your fingers on it, especially if they have hair ..i think thats the sexiest thing..................but going back to the main subject...what men are good for.......hmmmm..why cant i think of anything..oh wow..thinking of something might take a while...surely theres something i see in them...sigh.......um ill get back to you guys.

I will answer this question on my own behalf:

1) I bench 425, so carrying heavy items over one's threshold is no problem.
2) I can make a woman feel hot even if she is bloated like a small whale.
3) I can overlook a woman's need to spend 2 hours doing her hair as I know she finds self worth in her beauty.
4) I can pull up the zipper on the back of your dress or down as the case may be.
5) I can hold your purse while you try on a dress, and I have mastered the "I am just holding this for my wife" look. No awkwardness here!
6) I can grab pair number 62 of your patent leather Christian Louboutin pumps off the highest shelf in our closet without using a step ladder.
7) I am the one holding the Louisville slugger walking through the house because you heard the infamous bump in the night.
8) I can dance and buy my wife a drink much better than any vibrator ever has or ever will.
9) I can make my wife feel like she just came out of a harlequin romance novel at the drop of a hat.
10) I can give my wife the greatest gift of all.......hearing the word mommy.

The fact of the matter, is that women need men and vice versa. While the two components can equate to a plethora of painful events, it can also generate the most exciting, erotic and mutually satisfying life that could never be accomplished apart.

Griz

puh....i beg to differ..hehe.....i think i thought of something...theyre good at fixing my computer when its out of whack..eh...most of the time anyway..haha

Originally Posted by Griz

I will answer this question on my own behalf:

1) I bench 425, so carrying heavy items over one's threshold is no problem.
2) I can make a woman feel hot even if she is bloated like a small whale.
3) I can overlook a woman's need to spend 2 hours doing her hair as I know she finds self worth in her beauty.
4) I can pull up the zipper on the back of your dress or down as the case may be.
5) I can hold your purse while you try on a dress, and I have mastered the "I am just holding this for my wife" look. No awkwardness here!
6) I can grab pair number 62 of your patent leather Christian Louboutin pumps off the highest shelf in our closet without using a step ladder.
7) I am the one holding the Louisville slugger walking through the house because you heard the infamous bump in the night.
8) I can dance and buy my wife a drink much better than any vibrator ever has or ever will.
9) I can make my wife feel like she just came out of a harlequin romance novel at the drop of a hat.
10) I can give my wife the greatest gift of all.......hearing the word mommy.

The fact of the matter, is that women need men and vice versa. While the two components can equate to a plethora of painful events, it can also generate the most exciting, erotic and mutually satisfying life that could never be accomplished apart.

Griz

Wow, I think the greatest gift that you gave your wife, is the gift of YOU!! Glad to see that men can be happily married......good for you Bob!!

On a different note, I love to have a man brush my hair, I find that very erotic and not an easy job to do with my hair.....(it's to the middle of my butt)