Kids, poor grammar, and laziness

We've taled about this a few times... how it affects peoples' perceptions of the writer, etc. Well, it's now gone to the next level. I sincerely hope this kid got a failing grade, but I have my doubts.

Text message essay baffles British teacher
Monday, March 3, 2003 Posted: 10:17 AM EST (1517 GMT)

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- An English essay written by a British teenager in text messaging short-hand has reignited concern among teachers that literacy standards are under threat.

The Daily Telegraph newspaper reported Monday that the 13-year-old's teacher could not decipher what the youngster had written.

"I could not believe what I was seeing. The page was riddled with hieroglyphics, many of which I simply could not translate," the teacher told the newspaper.

The girl's essay began: "My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc."

Which in translation from text messaging shorthand would read: "My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York. It's a great place."

Judith Gillespie, of the Scottish Parent Teacher Council, told the newspaper a decline in grammar and written English was partly linked to the text messaging craze.

"Pupils think orally and write phonetically," she said.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/03...eut/index.html

You know, I read that, and I once tried to use text messaging, and I couldn't figure out how to write anything in it. It would only do crap like that. I tried to write my name, and tried every way I could think of, and ended up with all sorts of different things that did not in the least resemble my name.

My cell phone has predictive text messaging. Makes it much easier to type coherent messages quickly.

Of course, it gets crappy reception and doesn't have a volume control. Nice tradeoff, lol.