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I simply explain to all prospective customers that if I am ripped off,I will kill them.... slowly.I then let them know that spam_ spam_death... a quick,downward thrust by a rusty spam_ice pick to the toe,which results in a slow painful death by a gram negative bacterial infection, would be imminent.
If a trade agreement is at issue,I actually secretly visit the house of the person before the trade is completed,and set a Malay Mantrap,a pit covered with bamboo shoots. Potentially rabid warthogs await the villian at the bottom of the pit.If the trade goes off without a hitch,I push a remote control device which injects a rabies vaccination,thus if the person is bitten,it is no big deal.
I should have babies available soon.If interested,give me a call...customer service is my strong point.
spam_ spam_ spam_Thanks and have a good day,
spam_ spam_ spam_ spam_ spam_ spam_Tim Frazier spam_ Illiana reps
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