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Old 06-11-2004, 11:41 AM   #1
DThomas
John "Fonda" Kerry loves the indians...

San Carlos, AZ- During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can't fly.
 
Old 06-11-2004, 03:37 PM   #2
Jerry Dorgan
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Too funny Dennis. Thanks for a much needed giggle.
 

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