Two Alligators

Two Alligators



Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand
how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size

as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been

eatin' boy?"

"Senators, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the

car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh't out of

'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'

any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out

of a senator, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."