So a hunter sees a Yeti....

A hunter is in the woods and sees a huge ape-like creature. He looks through his scope and realizes it's bigfoot! Hands trembling and heart pounding, he puts the crosshairs on the beasts' cheast and fires. "POW!" cracks his 30/30.
All is quiet for a moment, so he walks back to get the carcass, imagining the fame and glory, but nothing is there. Suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and the Yeti snatches his gun from him and snaps it over his knee, and says,"i'm sick of you hunters coming in here and shooting me all the time! I'm goping to show you a lesson!" and proceeds to rape the poor hunter (I usually go into more detail).

Bloody and disheveled, the hunter crawls out of the woods and back to his car. He goes into town, cleans up, and purchases an over under 30.06/10 gauge. He hunts and hunts until he runs into the Yeti again. He fires the rifle at the Yeti's skull, and follows it up with a ten gauge slug. Again, no yeti, and again, a tap on the shoulder. "You guys never learn," the Yeti growls. "you know the routine, drop 'em and spread 'em!" The hunter is this time subjected to ever worse buggering and humiliation (insert yeti lines here) and crawls back to his vehicle.

He then purchases an elephant gun, gernades, and a shoulder fired missle launcher, and spends the next month tracking the elusive Yeti. When he sees it, he shoots it with the elephant gun, launches a missle to where it fell, and threw gernades in the spot just to be certain. When the smoke cleared, there lay only downed trees. After a moment, the trees are pushed off to either side and the Yedi gets up, dusts himself off and say to the hunter, "Let's be honest, you're not in this for the hunting, are you?"