Eli Brooks of BadAssHerps.com (Sanford, Florida) - THIEF

Originally Posted by Keith Northrop

Damn who would of thought........My Bad.......I went to Eli and Alexander's
myspace sites.......Just one look told me these guys are serious.....I apologize for being a Ass....But Critical's got me beat....Hands down.....HaHaHa

You my friend are obviously a very bitter man with most likely a small penis and a fractured marriage or lack of female interest what so ever.
You looked at my profile and saw what? That I'm an intelligent no bullshit kind of guy who has beautiful women falling all over him? I mean really what's your problem, animosity like this doesn't come from anywhere else but insecurity. Ha ha losers like you can't even get into the clubs where I drink in the Vip.

Why don't you just move onto the next thread and stop being annoying.

Originally Posted by ravensgait

Wow Keith I have to agree with you! hang on a second------------- Nope checked the world didn't come to an end.

Hey looks to me like not much was happening on this deal till Kristyn made this thread and jump started mr ass .. Besides the deal isn't done till the animals get there and the buyer is satisfied.

Waller TX. why does that seem so familiar lol.... Randy

Yeah I guess you could say when I saw this add I figured it was time to clear things up. But I planned on correcting the problem that day anyway.
And rest assured everyone will walk away from this satisfied.

Originally Posted by Rabid Hobbit

Well Mr. Brooks, I got that info from the Orlando Sentinal (Sanfords local newspaper). Your involment was in a fake Reptile rescue that was working hand and hand with Save a life animals rescue.

Your playing with fire here, I really could use the money from a lawsuit.
You have the wrong guy and out of everything said here attacking my character you sir/mam have crossed the line from close minded childish insults that others have slung to full blown accusations of illegal activity.

Originally Posted by critical bill

What does clowning around on myspace have to do with anything? Tell me, tell us all. Tell us how you waste your time, and our time, consistently, researching peoples myspace sites for little bits and pieces of nonsensical and trivial BS that means nothing to anyone but your dumb lonely self. Tell us.

Do you really use a persons myspace page to consider whether or not they are serious? And serious about what? Life? Business? Their hobby? You use it to judge whether or not they are good people? Whether or not they are trust worthy?

For Christ sake. Do you do drugs? There has to be a reason.

A resolution has been offered. The seller invited the buyer to contact him to arrange a date for shipping. Do you not understand this? Are you trying your hardest to screw up the buyers chances that she'll ever receive what she paid for? Is that the plan? Piss the guy off knowing he's washing his hands of the hobby anyway and maybe he'll just say screw her and screw the BOI and disappear?

Seems that's your plan and youre doing a fantastic job!

Amen!
And don't worry some jealous moron is not going to get anyone screwed over.

Originally Posted by Rabid Hobbit

Bill. wht are you defending this creep so much? Normally it is everyone else tell you to cool your jets but for some reason you are wanting people to stop posting about this guy, why? I kind of wonder if you know him, you and mr. ass do onot live to far from on another and your post are out of charicter on this thread.

I was at Disney for a week-end in 12/07 with my family when I read the artical so I don't have a link, I simplly made a note not to deal with him.

I hope that mr. ass does send the animals and the buyer is happy with them but the fact remains, if the op did not come here would mr. ass have of sent the animals?

Ha ha so Bill(?) has to know me not to judge my business practice by my myspace. Well guess what I have no idea who "Bill" is and he's not exactlly kissing my ass, he's just got some comon sense.

Originally Posted by Jaybee

Mr. Tieman, I found a website that apparently archives the Orlando Sentinel's articles and tried searching for "reptiles," "Eli Brooks," "animal rescue," "Eli" with "Colette," "Eli" with "Sanford," and "Eli" with "pound" and wasn't able to find anything relevant in December 2007. Maybe you can turn up proof if you remember anything else from the article that might be searchable?
The site I'm using is: http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/orlandosentinel/search.html

You have to pay to receive an article but it does give you a free preview so you should be able to pick out the one you saw.

Yeah this nonexistant artical is bullshit.
I'll gladlly GIVE the rest of my high end collection worth over 1,000.00 to anyone who can find an artical about me having anything to do with any of the said claims.

Originally Posted by Mr.BadAss

Your playing with fire here, I really could use the money from a lawsuit.
You have the wrong guy and out of everything said here attacking my character you sir/mam have crossed the line from close minded childish insults that others have slung to full blown accusations of illegal activity.

Kick his ass. No one will mind at all.

Originally Posted by Mr.BadAss

You my friend are obviously a very bitter man with most likely a small penis and a fractured marriage or lack of female interest what so ever.
You looked at my profile and saw what? That I'm an intelligent no bullshit kind of guy who has beautiful women falling all over him? I mean really what's your problem, animosity like this doesn't come from anywhere else but insecurity. Ha ha losers like you can't even get into the clubs where I drink in the Vip.

Why don't you just move onto the next thread and stop being annoying.

Ya know, Eli, I was actually rooting for you and was happy that you got the opportunity to clear this up. Then you said you were an "intelligent, no BS kind of guy," which I may have actually believed if you didn't follow it up with the comment about drinking up in the VIP.

That is not a badge of honor- it is a haven for the truly insecure. An "intelligent" person would surely know that by now.

Man the chit is getting deep in this thread young Mister Less than intelligent Ass has played the Law suit card twice now.. Hey I have an offer for you mister ta wit if I say the exact same things about you, will you have your cousins girl friends second best friends dog groomers brother or the shot version IE your Attorney and have them contact my Attorney. Could we do that ? I mean mine loves a good Joke.

Now that you are throwing out chapters from Scammers 010 I wonder what will be next, This has helped your business and or love life (need to have one or the other before hand) Your already talking about all the money you've made bagging groceries so that ones been played already.

How about this shut your yap and take care of this like a man and stop acting like a 3 year old.. Randy

Originally Posted by ravensgait

Man the chit is getting deep in this thread young Mister Less than intelligent Ass has played the Law suit card twice now.. Hey I have an offer for you mister ta wit if I say the exact same things about you, will you have your cousins girl friends second best friends dog groomers brother or the shot version IE your Attorney and have them contact my Attorney. Could we do that ? I mean mine loves a good Joke.

Now that you are throwing out chapters from Scammers 010 I wonder what will be next, This has helped your business and or love life (need to have one or the other before hand) Your already talking about all the money you've made bagging groceries so that ones been played already.

How about this shut your yap and take care of this like a man and stop acting like a 3 year old.. Randy

WTF? Is it happy hour at your house too? LOL.